You might have a proper job, pay bills and own sensible shoes, but somewhere in your playlist it's still 2006. The Retired Emo Kid T-Shirt is for the generation that grew up on emo rock, pop-punk anthems, MySpace and late-night gigs at tiny music venues.

This funny emo T-shirt brings early 2000s nostalgia into the present, without pretending those teenage years were entirely sensible. It belongs in the wardrobe of anyone who still appreciates alternative music, remembers the glory days of scene culture and hasn't quite retired their inner emo kid. A fitting piece of alternative clothing for grown-up emos who never really left the music behind.

Available in Regular Fit – Heavyweight Cotton and Regular Fit – Lightweight Cotton