If you can read this I was forced to put metal detector down and re-enter society
Introducing "If You Can Read This I Was Forced To Put The Metal Detector Down" t-shirt - the perfect way for detectorists to express their reluctance about leaving their beloved hobby and re-entering society! Sure, it might be time to put the metal detector down for a bit and catch up with friends, family and other outside-world obligations, but don't let anyone forget your true love: metal detecting! With this eye-catching design featuring a humorous quote, everyone around you will know better than to try and bother you while you should be out searching for treasure.